Happy May First! May 1, 2008

So I know, it’s been a long while. I haven’t posted here in quite some time and I said I wouldn’t likely do so unless I had something of value. While I’m not sure if what I bring to you today is of any value, it certainly requires more than a mere Tumblr post and [...]

Living with Nate and Adam March 2, 2008

Well Nate and I have finally gotten together and made a few little funny videos – something we’ve been meaning to do for about… five years.
The three are up on Facebook, so sadly if you want to see the first two you’ll have to be friends with either one of us. However the third, and [...]

What We Said – Week of Nov. 30 November 30, 2007

Today in the elevator Nate mentioned how it seems that just about every week we have a phrase or saying that we repeat over and over again just to make us laugh, until eventually we find a newer better phrase. Sometimes we continue into the next week, other times we don’t.
The thing is, we can [...]

D’oh! November 14, 2007

I love Wikipedia, and I love the Simpsons, but I especially love the coverage of The Simpsons on Wikipedia. However, due to the editable nature of the Wiki, sometimes really great stuff is removed for unseen reasons. Case in point:
I had previously read a humorous section about the “unexpected solutions gags” in The Simpsons only [...]

Wanted: October 30, 2007

one heroin addicted-stripper with HIV
one down-and-out rockstar with HIV
one bisexual performance artist (tango skills a plus)
one gay cross-dressing drummer with AIDS
one gay philosophy professor/Anarchist with AIDS
one douchebag yuppie landlord (no AIDS preferably)
and one lesbian lawyer…
…by tomorrow.
Any Takers?

Turn On The Red Light. October 27, 2007

The other night Nate and I were making fun of The Police’s classic tune Roxanne. and how awful it is, especially when compared to the incredibly powerful Moulin Rouge Version (which if you have not seen, you simply must as it is sheer brilliance). Unfortuneately for us this caused the song to remain stuck in [...]

Save this Biatch! October 22, 2007

Today in my Research for Experience Design class I had to show how Flickr works.
In the process of uploading I noticed a big blue button that said “Save this Batch”. However upon first glance I thought it said something completely different, and something I think flickr should switch to! Perhaps an alternate “Blaxploitation Mode”?

Flickr needs [...]

Quarter-Past “I’m Pissed Off”! September 28, 2007

It’s 2 a.m.
I am normally asleep.
I am not asleep.
Why?
The fire alarm went off this morning at quarter to two.
There was a “fire” on the nineteenth floor. We all had do evacuate.
At first I didn’t wake up, because the “alarm” sounded like a phone ringing… I thought to myself “my phone doesn’t sound like that…” only [...]

It’s A Little Late for Lenny. September 26, 2007

I’ve been watching my new Simpsons Season 10 box-set (almost non-stop) and am loving every single minute of it. Since I haven’t seen most of the episodes since they first aired, I had forgotten just how funny many of them were (incidentally it’s also freaking me out because I can remember watching some of these [...]

The Spy Who Treated Me Nicely. September 25, 2007

For some reason I was reading up on Austin Powers today on Wikipedia and came up with a few humerous observations.

Some of the foreign names for Allota Fagina are so much better than ours:

Finnish: Aina Panetta (aina panettaa, always horny).
French (Canada): Alégro Glitoris (a le gros clitoris, a big clitoris).
Polish: Falista Fagina (wavy vagina).

However Spain [...]